A giant wind turbine has been severely damaged, two of it's blades being bent and a third actually severed.
UFO's seem to be getting the blame, with most bizarre of all Dale Vince, founder of Ecotricity, the company who own the turbine saying "Until we have some idea, some plausible explanation that it was not a UFO, I don't think we should rule it out".
It is a perfectly rational explanation of course. Technically superior beings fly billions of miles to have a look at us and despite all their technological wizardry that must be far beyond our comprehension they (after all that skill, time and effort) crash into a giant wind turbine and scuttle off home with their tails between their legs (if they have tails or legs) utterly embarrassed.
The clumsy bastards.