Monday 5 January 2009

Cheryl Cole's Battle of the Bulge

So Cheryl Cole has been having her own personal 'Battle of the Bulge' according to reports today (no doubt circulated by her).

Battle of the bullshit more like!

The only bulge she's got is her nose (and that's quite a bulge) - notice you'll rarely see a picture of her face side on.

The woman is a stick insect creature and thus in my view a bad role model, but the press for some bizarre reason seem to love her and are putting her up as a role model for vulnerable young girls, which is wrong.

The same press will next week be banging on about the horrors of anorexia.

Keep smiling that forced smile Cheryl - all the way to the bank - and mind you don't eat anything on the way pet.

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