Friday, 20 February 2009
Saturday, 14 February 2009
I opened up the bag to get my beard trimmer out and the cable had actually tied itself into a knot!
Yes a perfect knot - and pulled tight at that.
Friday, 13 February 2009
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
It's a huge slide that is so big that it takes years to slide to the bottom, but at the bottom are spikes, and when you hit the spikes you die.
You can't get away from it, you can't get off the slide and you will hit the spikes and die.
Enjoy the ride I suppose.
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Sunday, 8 February 2009
One: Very annoying is when sports fans (rugby today actually) are shown in close up by the TV cameras they always immediately realise what's happening (watch the bloody pitch not the big screen) and start waving and flapping madly.
I say to the TV companies 'stop showing fans in close up to avoid this constant annoyance to the viewing public', and to the fans who flap and wave I say 'stop it you fucking idiots!'
What if the players did it as well?!
Two: Why is it that seemingly every time a footballer is shown on TV in a close up shot he invariably at that precise moment empties his nose? I wait for it every time and it always seems to happen!
It must be nice for them all slipping about in snot.
Saturday, 7 February 2009
Friday, 6 February 2009
But the snow brings out the killjoys in society I'm afraid, we all know them, they say when it's snowing such things as 'it's not sticking' and 'it's turning to rain'.
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
I took my laptop out of it's case last night and the tangle that the charger cable and mouse cable had got into led me to believe that the only possible explanation for the insane and extremely intricate tangle that presented itself to me was the fact that these electric cables are actually alive and tangling themselves on purpose.
They couldn't get tangled like that by accident just sitting there surely. They weren't tangled when I put them away so they must be alive!